Did you think he forgot? Trusted Columbo was on it! He put on his raincoat and dragged his sleepy dog and searched for clues to find this highly incriminating list of North American nicknames for breasts. True, t...

Shakespeare's reference to strange weather started me thinking of all the names given to breasts ...'a rose by any other name' and all that jazz.  In a nice little twist, Double D Stormy D (what a great DJ name),...