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A breast by any other name

Shakespeare's reference to strange weather started me thinking of all the names given to breasts ...'a rose by any other name' and all that jazz. In a nice little twist, Double D Stormy D (what a great DJ name), is all over the television these days.

I poked around the internet and found this incredible list of 101 names for breasts from UK Cosmo from

6 December 2016 by Jessie Edwards listed (I kid you not) by 'D-K cup lingerie expert Curvy Kate':

1. Breasts

2. Boobs

3. Mammory Glands

4. Boobies

5. Tits

6. Fiery Biscuits

7. Melons

8. Baps

9. Coconuts

10. Yorkshire Puddings

11. Bangers

12. Cream Pies

13. Iced Gems

14. Bacon Hangers

15. Chips and Dips

16. Fried Eggs

17. Cantaloupes

18. 'She drank her school milk'

19. Milk Monsters

20. Milkers

21. Brad Pitts

22. Danny Devitos

23. The Twins

24. Minnie and Mickey

25. Phil and Lil

26. Mary-Kate and Ashley

27. The Mitchell Brothers

28. Pinky and Perky

29. Ant and Dec

30. Mario and Luigi

31. Puppies

32. Snuggle pups

33. Cat Flaps

34. Wattdogs

35. Udders

36. Spaniel's Ears

37. Mosquito Bites

38. Noogies

39. Babs

40. Lills

41. 'The Girls'

42. Buds

43. Bips

44. Norks

45. Chebs

46. Maracas

47. Slammers

48. Tig Ol Bitties

49. Chebblies

50. Wabs

51. Funbags

52. Chesticles

53. Jugs

54. Waps

55. Tatas

56. Bazoombas

57. Breasticles

58. Bazookas

59. Mammeries

60. Bristol Cities

61. Cha-chas

62. Bosoms

63. Jubblies

64. Charlies

65. Juganauts

66. Peaks

67. Knockers

68. Rack

69. Shelf

70. Dongles

71. Nunga Nungas

72. Wangers

73. Swingers

74. Air-bags

75. Tatty Bo Jangles

76. Honker Honkers

77. Cans

78. Babylons

79. Bubbalas

80. Nipple Holsters

81. Life Savers

82. Buoyancy aids

83. Orbs

84. Bongos

85. Watties

86. Bouncers

87. Wagons

88. Globes

89. Shoulder Boulders

90. Hooters

91. Muchachas

92. Titties

93. Man boobs

94. Fleshy Mounds

95. Upper Bollocks

96. TB's (Top Bollocks)

97. Dirty Pillows

98. Naughty Pillows

99. Two old socks

100. Aspirin on an Ironing Board

101. Mud Flaps

Cat Flaps and two old socks? The mind reels. It's clear that nicknames for breasts are culturally specific. So like my favourite detective, Columbo, now I shall have to find what the rest of the world has to say.

And as Columbo would say to the unsuspecting criminal with raised caterpillar eyebrows: One more thing... or in my case Two more things...

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